1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,295 Looks like he's lost a lot of blood, Doctor. 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:04,838 -All right. 3 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:05,755 Bring him here. 4 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:06,589 Put him on the table. 5 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:07,716 -We need Murdock. 6 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,843 -Pedal to the metal, sweetheart! 7 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,219 -How is he, Doc? 8 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,554 -It took 60 stitches to close him up. 9 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:13,263 What were you hunting? 10 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:13,680 Elephants? 11 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,181 -Quail. 12 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,474 -I don't want this sucker blood in me. 13 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,642 He's going to make me crazy just like he is. 14 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,769 -[clucking] 15 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,271 -Freeze it or lose it. 16 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,732 -You expecting company sheriff? 17 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,567 -These barbarians are killers. 18 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,694 -They're planning to come in here and burn this town down. 19 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,403 -Here they come. 20 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,195 -Watch this. 21 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,363 -Chicken! 22 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,537 NARRATOR: 10 years ago, a crack commando unit was sent 23 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,372 to prison by a military court for a 24 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,874 crime they didn't commit. 25 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,710 These men promptly escaped from maximum security stockade 26 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,670 to the Los Angeles underground. 27 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,340 Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as 28 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,841 soldiers of fortune. 29 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,510 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you 30 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:57,390 can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. 31 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,391 [explosion] 32 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,269 [theme music] 33 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,387 -We'll be in Bad Rock in a couple of minutes. 34 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,805 How is he? 35 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,890 -Blood pressure's 90 over 30 and dropping faster. 36 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,934 We need to get him some blood. 37 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,396 -Gonna need for the Faceman to change his name, yeah, to 38 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:26,980 Broken Face. 39 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:27,814 -Come on, BA. 40 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,982 It wasn't my fault. 41 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,525 -You were supposed to be the real guy. 42 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,360 You messed up bad. 43 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,737 Now, I have to mess you up. 44 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:34,863 It's the law. 45 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,239 -Oh, brother. 46 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,979 -Face is gonna pay. 47 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,856 Face is gonna pay. 48 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,858 Face is gonna pay. 49 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,610 Face is-- 50 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,402 -I got one. 51 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,403 -You got one? 52 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,951 -[grunts] 53 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,870 -Now, these things happen, man. 54 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,039 Remember that time in 'Nam when you were supposed to be 55 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,375 watching the backdoor of that Chinese dance hall? 56 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,709 Hm? 57 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:30,794 And I slipped, then cut myself on that Coke 58 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,379 bottle that you dropped. 59 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,505 Did I get mad? 60 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,422 No. 61 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,841 These things happen! 62 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,720 [knocking on door] 63 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,721 -Who is it? 64 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:42,722 -We need a doctor. 65 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,058 It's an emergency! 66 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,559 Is Dr. Sullivan in? 67 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,102 -I'm Dr. Sullivan. 68 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,895 Bring him in. 69 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,563 -I don't want a lady doctor to work on me! 70 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:51,356 -Ignore him. 71 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:51,981 He's in shock. 72 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:52,732 -Hunting accident. 73 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,858 Shot in the leg. 74 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,609 He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor. 75 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,402 -All right. 76 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,111 Bring him here. 77 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:56,569 Put him on the table. 78 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,619 How long ago did it happen? 79 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,414 -3 o'clock this morning. 80 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,332 -Was he unconscious for any length of time? 81 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,625 -No. 82 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,835 Can you help him? 83 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:12,961 -Better hope so, sucker! 84 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,008 [coughs] 85 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,760 -Get that light for me, would you? 86 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,096 Just lie still. 87 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:23,972 -Uh, oh. 88 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:27,684 [gasping] 89 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:28,685 -We're with you, buddy. 90 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,477 It's going to be all right. 91 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,812 I promise. 92 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,939 -You better not promise, Face. 93 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,899 You better pray! 94 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,444 Ooh. 95 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:40,822 -You, guys, want to get out of here so I can get to work? 96 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,865 -It was my fault. 97 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,366 -It was nobody's fault. 98 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,659 We got the client out alive. 99 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,869 That's what counts. 100 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:46,786 -No, you're not the one he wants to 101 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,039 bust into little pieces. 102 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,415 Did you see the look in his eye? 103 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:50,832 -Oh, yes. 104 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,542 Scary. 105 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:57,005 -Oh, Hannibal, you-- you talk him out of it, won't you? 106 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:01,134 -Face, if anybody could talk BA out of anything, he'd be a 107 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,427 professional wrestler. 108 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,970 Now, give him some time. 109 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,764 He'll-- he'll cool off. 110 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,057 The worst thing that can happen to you, he's going to 111 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,475 be taking a couple swings at you. 112 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,061 -And one oughta do it. 113 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:15,106 -Face, BA loves you. 114 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,816 -He does? 115 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:17,984 -Told me so himself. 116 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,613 How is he, Doc? 117 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,156 -Not very good. 118 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,825 Your friend has a .50-caliber hole in his leg. 119 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,494 I had to tie off an artery. 120 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,037 Took 60 stitches to close him up. 121 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:29,746 What were you hunting? 122 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,164 Elephants? 123 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,708 -Quail. 124 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,795 -Uh, you-- you know, uh, [snorting]. 125 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,755 -Doc, how soon can we take him out of here? 126 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,423 -Well, he needs blood. 127 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,841 I can't locate any AB negative. 128 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,510 It's a very unusual type. 129 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,845 -He's a very unusual guy. 130 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,639 -We'll get you the blood. 131 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,848 And then we'll take him out of here. 132 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,517 -No, I'm sorry. 133 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,768 He's not going anywhere until I can stabilize him. 134 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,937 AB negative is a very rare blood type. 135 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,939 We'll be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it. 136 00:05:55,980 --> 00:06:00,068 -We happen to know a very rare guy who has that type of 137 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,486 blood. 138 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,779 -How are we going to get Murdock up here? 139 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:03,738 -Amy will get him out of the hospital for us. 140 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,031 Can I use your phone, Doc? 141 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,837 [phone rings] 142 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,213 HANNIBAL (OFFSCREEN): Amy Allen, please. 143 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,089 -Where are you guys? 144 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,465 I was getting worried. 145 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,675 -We got in a firefight. 146 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,218 We need Murdock. 147 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,803 You're going to have to get him out of the hospital for 148 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:27,220 us. 149 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,471 -Me? 150 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,931 By myself? 151 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:33,893 -Just call him up and tell him, "Red ball one, bag is 152 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,562 leaking." Got that? 153 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,106 AMY (OFFSCREEN): Come on, Hannibal, let me in on it. 154 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,232 -You just tell Murdock. 155 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,734 He'll know what to do. 156 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:45,155 We're in Bad Rock with a doctor named Sullivan. 157 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,865 Got it? 158 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,074 -Got it. 159 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,100 -Hello, Jack. 160 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:14,976 This is Mo Sullivan. 161 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:15,935 Is the sheriff in? 162 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:16,644 JACK (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, Mo. 163 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,562 He's here. 164 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,938 I'll get him for you. 165 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,524 Hey, Sheriff, Doc Sullivan's on the phone. 166 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,610 She wants to talk at you. 167 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,944 -[chuckles] 168 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,155 You better answer the phone, Sheriff. 169 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,616 You ain't got much time left. 170 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,785 There ain't no way that the Barbarians are going to let 171 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,912 you put me on ice for the Feds. 172 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,580 No way! 173 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,915 [laughs] 174 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,124 You're in it, man. 175 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,544 You are in it bad! 176 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:45,090 -Nobody's coming back for you, punk. 177 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:45,965 Yeah, Mo. 178 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,258 What's up? 179 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,554 -Ah, Hank, I could have some trouble here. 180 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,306 A couple of guys brought somebody into 181 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,557 my house this morning. 182 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,975 He's been pretty badly shot up. 183 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,852 -Is it this motorcycle gang? 184 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,771 -The guy who was shot could be. 185 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,272 He's got a Mohawk and about two tons of 186 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,608 gold and bad manners. 187 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,693 SHERIFF (OFFSCREEN): I'll be over in a couple of minutes. 188 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,574 Going over to Doc Sullivan. 189 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,326 Nobody comes through the door but me. 190 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,953 -[laughs] 191 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:18,164 Man, that old tub of lard can't stand up to my boys. 192 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,667 We will eat that pig for lunch. 193 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:30,677 [laughs] 194 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:40,687 [laughs] 195 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:50,697 [laughs] 196 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:58,830 [laughs] 197 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,750 -Gin! 198 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,294 -Face. 199 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,046 Doctor, is he any better? 200 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,756 -No. 201 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,215 And he's not going to be until that other friend of yours 202 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,967 gets here and gives him some blood. 203 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,385 -[sighs] 204 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,220 Doctor, we've got to ask your confidence on this. 205 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,722 Nobody can know. 206 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:16,681 As soon as he's well enough to move, we'll 207 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,141 get him out of here. 208 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,226 We'll pay cash, $5,000. 209 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,394 Is that enough? 210 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,979 -I'm not interested in your money. 211 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,357 I just want to know what happened to my patient. 212 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,942 I haven't seen a wound like that since Vietnam. 213 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,653 -You were in Vietnam. 214 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,073 You must have been a captain. 215 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,325 You'll forgive me if I don't salute. 216 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,701 -He's a colonel. 217 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,744 [cocks rifle] 218 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,330 -Freeze it or lose it. 219 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:44,042 Raise them nice and slow. 220 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,753 -Stick 'em up, Colonel. 221 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:47,921 -All right, search him, Mo. 222 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,102 -9 millimeter. 223 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,938 It's nice. 224 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,315 -No doubt about it. 225 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,733 You're on a cold streak here. 226 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,952 -Of course, you realize, when we run these prints, then we 227 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,954 are going to find out who you guys are. 228 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,997 -I told you before, we're ballet dancers. 229 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,417 -That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer. 230 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,128 -Yeah, we had a nasty audience. 231 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,922 I don't think they liked our pas de deux. 232 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,341 Opened up on us from the first row with a .50 233 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,010 caliber machine gun. 234 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,929 -All right, let's go. 235 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,346 Cover me. 236 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,181 -Hm-mm. 237 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,183 -Punch these clowns up on the computer. 238 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,768 Run their prints for outstanding warrants. 239 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,147 -Hm-mm. 240 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,107 All right. 241 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,775 More dog meat for the party. 242 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,152 You see, we're throwing this little party. 243 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,486 You all are invited. 244 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,863 -Who's the 200-pound cockroach? 245 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,827 -Even more trouble than you, guys. 246 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,829 Pulled him over for speeding and ran his prints. 247 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,457 He's got outstanding warrants for murder one in two states. 248 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,208 -[laughs] 249 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,753 You ain't getting me to trial, man. 250 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,839 My boys are going to come in here and bust me out. 251 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,466 -Oh, we'll get you there, Jenko. 252 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,302 Bet on it. 253 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,178 -Yeah, yeah. 254 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,138 This is Deputy Harmson. 255 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,140 I've got a couple of guys down here I want you to run through 256 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,850 your computer. 257 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,060 -Waste of time, Deputy. 258 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,020 We have friends in very high places. 259 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,188 [alarm blaring] 260 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:28,938 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Lock down. 261 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,523 Lock down. 262 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,400 Patient Murdock escaping from video game and arcade room. 263 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,910 -Pedal to the metal, sweetheart! 264 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,333 [tires screeching] 265 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:18,822 [police sirens blaring] 266 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,408 DEPUTY (OFFSCREEN): OK, yeah, thanks a lot. 267 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,244 [chuckles] 268 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:30,291 Oh, Sheriff, that was military intelligence. 269 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,544 Can you believe they've been looking for them two yay-holes 270 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,255 since the end of the Vietnam War? 271 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,047 -No kidding. 272 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:36,881 For what? 273 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,591 -[chuckles] 274 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,593 Robbing the Bank of Hanoi. 275 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,262 Now, they're going to send some MPs over here. 276 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,265 They oughta be here some time late this afternoon. 277 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,599 SHERIFF (OFFSCREEN): Good. 278 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,518 I don't have to sit on anyone but Sonny Jenko. 279 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,270 DEPUTY (OFFSCREEN): Well, listen. 280 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,521 Military intelligence said we best keep our eye on that 281 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,939 white-haired fellow. 282 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,151 That is John Hannibal Smith, colonel. 283 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,445 He's some kind of escape artist or something. 284 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,449 I mean, he's already bust out of Fort Bragg once. 285 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,908 -Nobody's going to break out of my jail. 286 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,543 Come on, Colonel. 287 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,295 Bank of Hanoi? 288 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,173 -Yeah, we kind of like that one ourselves. 289 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,343 -Could say we had a yen for some extra money. 290 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,011 -Oh. 291 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:23,970 -Yeah, well, you have the chance to tell it all to the 292 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,472 military court. 293 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,390 They have some MPs coming up here to take you guys back 294 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,975 home to your stockade. 295 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,144 -No offense, Sheriff, but that's been tried before. 296 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,062 SHERIFF (OFFSCREEN): You're not breaking 297 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,147 out of here, Smith. 298 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,607 [sighs] 299 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,192 They already told us how you and your guys broke out of 300 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,193 Fort Bragg. 301 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,402 My jail is different. 302 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,071 -[laughs] 303 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,323 Sheriff, you got to be kidding about this place. 304 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,450 I could break out of here on horseback. 305 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,659 Here you go, kid. 306 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,661 -Well, I'll take my chances, Houdini. 307 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,372 -Want to put some money on that? 308 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,040 $20 says he can do it. 309 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,627 Cro-Magnon there can hold the money for us. 310 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,004 -Got a real mouth on you, kid! 311 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,298 My boys break me out of here, I'm going to come over there 312 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,175 and shut it myself. 313 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,302 -You expecting company, Sheriff? 314 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,012 We might stick around. 315 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:06,721 SHERIFF (OFFSCREEN): Nobody's coming back for that creep. 316 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,264 His gang's long gone. 317 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,433 And you're not going anywhere either, Colonel. 318 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:15,563 -Ah, never underestimate your enemy, Sheriff. 319 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,982 Overconfidence is a real killer. 320 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,651 -I think General Custer said that. 321 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,277 -Well, don't worry about me. 322 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,487 Just worry about what you gonna say to the military 323 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,030 court when they send you up for life. 324 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,365 -I never worry. 325 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,409 But the slimy over there is right. 326 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,661 We could be taking on a little water. 327 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,497 Gin. 328 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:42,549 [chainsaw buzzing] 329 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:48,388 [chainsaw buzzing] 330 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:54,728 [cheers] 331 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,646 -All right! 332 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,441 Now, we got that sheriff cut off completely from the rest 333 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,233 of the world! 334 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,109 -Yeah. 335 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,569 -Let's go get Sonny. 336 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,112 We swing by Bernie's Cafe. 337 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,156 We pick up the rest of the brothers. 338 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,241 We go in and take that town down to the sewers. 339 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,242 [cheers] 340 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,702 -Crank 'em up! 341 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:19,252 [motorcycles revving] 342 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,255 -OK, baby. 343 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,509 I'll see you tonight. 344 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,426 -Oh, good. 345 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,678 I'm glad you're back. 346 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,346 I was afraid to leave these guys alone. 347 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,139 -How is Doc Sullivan? 348 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,307 -Still trying to locate some blood for that buddy of theirs 349 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,142 who is shot up. 350 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,395 Once he's stabilized, we'll move him in here and hold him 351 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,229 for the MPs. 352 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,647 -Hm. 353 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,191 What time are the, ah, Feds coming by for Jenko? 354 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,276 -Maybe at 9:00, early morning. 355 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,821 They got to, ah, swing by Sacramento and pick up some 356 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,780 extradition papers. 357 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,490 -Hm. 358 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,159 -You know, Sheriff, it just doesn't seem right to me. 359 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,662 I mean, the Barbarians just letting us take their boss 360 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,330 away like at. 361 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,581 I mean without even throwing a few rocks or something? 362 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,333 -Barbarians are punks. 363 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,336 They don't have the guts. 364 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839 -Well, I hope you're right. 365 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,299 All right, boys, it's feeding time at the zoo. 366 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426 Everybody get up. 367 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,719 Let's have a little lunch here. 368 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,469 Wake up, Colonel. 369 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,637 It's lunchtime. 370 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,389 -Oh, I'd, uh, forget the colonel. 371 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,515 He went out to lunch. 372 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,433 -Oh, what? 373 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,809 -Yeah. 374 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,604 You really shouldn't leave guys like us unattended. 375 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,148 -Hey, Sheriff, get over here! 376 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,658 -Damn! 377 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,869 Let's go. 378 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:24,586 -Ah, don't forget, you owe me $20. 379 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,462 Nice work, Hannibal. 380 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,713 -Thanks. 381 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:34,471 -[snickers] 382 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,388 -Set up the squad car. 383 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,806 I'll call-- 384 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,600 -That won't be necessary, Sheriff. 385 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:42,437 Now, keep your hands right where they are. 386 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,897 Over there, side by side. 387 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,649 -How did you get out of there? 388 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,318 -Claustrophobia. 389 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,611 Tight places give me the creeps. 390 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,453 All right, gentlemen. 391 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,706 Step into our finest room. 392 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,249 No phones, no pool, no pets. 393 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:07,337 But you're going to love your new neighbor. 394 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,755 Face, get over to the van. 395 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,839 Get on the radio. 396 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:10,590 Murdock should be in range by now. 397 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,716 -Got you. 398 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,426 -Hey, man. 399 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,594 Let me out of here, I'll make sure you got a motorcycle 400 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,721 escort all the way to the state line. 401 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,722 -No deal. 402 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,474 I couldn't stand the smell. 403 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476 -You're going to pay for that man! 404 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,936 -Oh, I'm going to cut you a check next time I'm 405 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,605 at the bank, man. 406 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,190 Sorry, Sheriff. 407 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,192 We just don't get on well with military police. 408 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,403 But as soon as I'm out of town, I'll drop the keys to 409 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,779 someone and have him come back and get you out. 410 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,406 -You're never getting away with this, Smith. 411 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,949 Feds are coming and so are the MPs. 412 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,617 You'll never make it out of the county. 413 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,952 -Maybe. 414 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,246 But I got to try. 415 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,457 It's something that stems from my childhood. 416 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,335 I just gotta play against the house. 417 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,545 So long, lizard-breath! 418 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:04,936 -How much farther? 419 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,229 -5 to 10 miles. 420 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:10,650 Take junction 82 south. 421 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,403 What do you think happened? 422 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,487 -I don't know. 423 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,697 It was supposed to be a simple gig. 424 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,282 There's no air support, no nothing. 425 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,367 Just bring some old man's son from his kidnappers. 426 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:23,329 But we got a "red ball one," that's big trouble. 427 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,666 "The bag's leaking" means one of the team took some lead. 428 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,667 -Well, it couldn't have been Hannibal. 429 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,960 He made the call. 430 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,920 -No, Hannibal's not the one under the gun. 431 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,882 Um, give me the radio down there, would you, hot potato? 432 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,511 Should be in range pretty soon. 433 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,846 Shooting it out at high noon. 434 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,014 Maybe we can raise a van. 435 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,933 Pull the A-Team out of the can. 436 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,939 -Did you get him yet? 437 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,274 -No, they must still be out of range. 438 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,901 -Keep working on it. 439 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,695 I'll try to soften up the doc before she calls in the heat. 440 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:59,866 [radio static] 441 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,284 -How do you feel? 442 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,869 -Feel pretty weak, Mama. 443 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,371 -Well, you'll be getting some strength back as soon as we 444 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,497 get you some blood. 445 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,664 What are you doing here? 446 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,500 Aren't you supposed to be in jail? 447 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,751 -Sorry, doctor. 448 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:10,877 We're going to have to do things my way. 449 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,045 But don't worry, I won't hurt you. 450 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,380 How you doing, BA? 451 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,673 Hanging in there? 452 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,007 -Real tired, man. 453 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,050 Leg hurt bad. 454 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,510 -We'll get you home real soon. 455 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,970 -Nobody seems to be listening to me. 456 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,390 I told you the man cannot be moved until he gets some 457 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,724 blood! 458 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,767 -Will you get the fire out of your eye, Doc? 459 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:26,893 We got some blood on the way. 460 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,603 -Hannibal always comes through. 461 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,729 -Murdock will be here right away. 462 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,481 You're the same blood type. 463 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,316 We'll do a direct transfusion and get you on your feet. 464 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,526 -Murdock? 465 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,777 -You're both AB negative, remember? 466 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,654 -I ain't swapping blood with that sucker. 467 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,406 He's crazy! 468 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,574 -BA, he's the only donor we have, unless we're going to 469 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,951 get you into Cedars-Sinai. 470 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,577 You have very special blood. 471 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,995 -I ain't gonna let you pump none of Murdock's 472 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,580 crazy juice in me. 473 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,748 No way, man. 474 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,916 He's nuts. 475 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,002 -No, he isn't, BA. 476 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,420 Not really. 477 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,510 -This is Howling Mad, flying high cover on 478 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,886 the red ball one. 479 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,431 I'm coming in low and sideways to plug the bag. 480 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,015 A-Team in need. 481 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,350 Do you read? 482 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,101 Out of range. 483 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,645 That's kind of strange. 484 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,688 -Ah, Murdock. 485 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,607 What is with all the poetry? 486 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,735 -Yeah, I noticed that, too. 487 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,361 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 488 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,070 I got my words. 489 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,613 My brain's working fine. 490 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:27,746 But when the words come out, they want to rhyme. 491 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,747 FACE (OFFSCREEN): Murdock, is that you? 492 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,873 Come in, Murdock. 493 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,499 -This is your man, Howling Mad. 494 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,709 What's the buzz, Face? 495 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,835 -Listen, BA's been hit. 496 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,004 We need some of your AB negative. 497 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,505 There's a doctor's house on your left as you 498 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,506 come through town. 499 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,674 So I'll be waiting for you. 500 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,814 -No need to wait, Face. 501 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:55,940 I think this is the place. 502 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,067 -And he's inside. 503 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,658 -BA, you lie still. 504 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,619 -Man, I'm warning ya'll for the last time. 505 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,496 I don't want this sucker blood in me. 506 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,039 It's gonna make me crazy just like he is. 507 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,083 -No, it's not going to make you crazy, BA. 508 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,959 It's just going to make you mellow. 509 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,503 You can even room with me at the VA. 510 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,046 I'll have them bring in an extra bunk. 511 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,840 And you and I can watch the walls melt. 512 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:21,841 -Hannibal! 513 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,176 -Lay off, will you, Murdock? 514 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,552 -Lay off, what? 515 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,096 This man has a chance for greatness. 516 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,598 My bodily fluids are in great demand by the finest 517 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,016 minds of our time. 518 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,644 I give a fresh specimen to the VA every week. 519 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,187 Worst that can happen to him is that he starts to hear 520 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:39,859 things that he don't see and rhyme his words, just like me. 521 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,152 -Going to get you for this, Face! 522 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,612 -What are you talking about? 523 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:43,488 -Face. 524 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,197 The man messed up. 525 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,573 That's why I got shot. 526 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,866 That's why I need this sucker blood. 527 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:48,910 Gonna make me crazy, just like he is. 528 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,787 That's why the Faceman gotta pay! 529 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,206 -Uh, Hannibal, I'll, uh, go get the van ready 530 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,666 to transport him. 531 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,711 Try and cool him down for me, will you? 532 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,713 -My blood'll cool him down for you, Face. 533 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:02,465 -[groaning] 534 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:03,717 Gonna to get you for this, Face! 535 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,719 I can feel myself getting crazy already. 536 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,761 -Yeah. 537 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,054 First, your ears start to ring. 538 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,639 And then, every once in a while, your eyes 539 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,849 start to fog over. 540 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,641 And you start to rhyme your words. 541 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,143 -You're nuts, man. 542 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,061 Never heard me rhyming my words. 543 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,771 That's the craziest thing I ever heard. 544 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,231 My ears don't ring. 545 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:18,940 I don't hear a thing. 546 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:19,941 -Hm-mm. 547 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:20,817 -Hey, wait a minute, sucker-- 548 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,735 -You see? 549 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:22,986 It's home in the runway. 550 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,738 BA is coming in. 551 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:25,989 [makes engine noises] 552 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,741 Let me know when your eyes start to fog. 553 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:28,783 -BA, Murdock's blood is not going to do things to you. 554 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:29,659 Blood is blood. 555 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:30,577 It's all the same. 556 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,119 You know it's red-- 557 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:31,953 -No, it ain't. 558 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:32,704 No, it ain't. 559 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:33,997 Mine is special. 560 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:34,914 Once upon at time, I didn't have a dime. 561 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:35,790 My head went crazy. 562 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:36,833 They said I was lazy. 563 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:37,751 But I'm getting by on the fly. 564 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:38,501 -Murdock! 565 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:39,711 Knock it off. 566 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:40,920 You're digging my grave here with BA. 567 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,088 -Rock and roll. 568 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,720 -You know you shouldn't move him. 569 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:49,888 -We have no choice. 570 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:56,102 I know this doesn't seem like it, Doc, but we are the guys 571 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,604 in the white hats. 572 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:00,273 -Then why are you wanted by the military police? 573 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,274 -It's a long story. 574 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,193 And no one wants to listen. 575 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,527 We're on the run. 576 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,154 If any of us get caught, we get 20 years 577 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,572 in the federal slammer. 578 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,961 -Ah, that's supposed to be some sort of macho pass. 579 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,630 And now, I'm supposed to blush, right? 580 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,848 -I don't make passes. 581 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,810 -Or promises. 582 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,270 The mystery man just sort of rides off into the sunset like 583 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,690 the last reel of "Happy Trails"? 584 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,649 -Yeah. 585 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,858 Something like that. 586 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:54,577 But in the meantime, you'll have to wait. 587 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:55,245 -Wait, Hannibal! 588 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:55,995 [inaudible] 589 00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:56,830 Hannibal! 590 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,164 Let me out of here! 591 00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,916 -I'll let you out of there as soon as I can. 592 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,295 And-- and if it helps any, putting you in the closet was 593 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,047 not my first choice. 594 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,090 SULLIVAN (OFFSCREEN): (ANGRILY) Oh, well, that's 595 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:08,633 just real great! 596 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,300 Meanwhile, that's where I am, in the closet! 597 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,677 -I'm sorry, Doc. 598 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,177 SULLIVAN (OFFSCREEN): Hannibal! 599 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,804 -[thumping] 600 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,680 SULLIVAN (OFFSCREEN): Come on, let me out of here! 601 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:14,556 Stop fooling around! 602 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,363 -Murdock. 603 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,073 MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, Colonel? 604 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,367 -The local sheriff turned us over to the military police. 605 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,327 They could be on us anytime. 606 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,997 If you see any heat coming in, I want you to peel off and get 607 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,875 Amy out of there. 608 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,044 -(SINGING) You in the Army, now. 609 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:46,254 You not behind the plow. 610 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,631 You'll never get rich by digging a ditch. 611 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:53,219 You in the Army now. 612 00:25:53,261 --> 00:26:03,271 [motorcycle engines revving] 613 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:13,239 [motorcycle engines revving] 614 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:21,706 [motorcycle engines revving] 615 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,422 -Those pigs are probably here to bust 616 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,757 their boss out of jail. 617 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:32,133 The sheriff's going to be dog meat. 618 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,093 -Yeah. 619 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,969 He is, isn't he? 620 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,888 You know, I've been thinking about that. 621 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,306 -Me, too. 622 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,265 -Yeah. 623 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:40,725 -Yeah. 624 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,268 -I mean, he didn't do anything wrong. 625 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,938 And it's not nice to lock somebody up in their own jail. 626 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:47,357 -Guy's just trying to do his job. 627 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:48,191 Turn in? 628 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,359 -Yeah, gotta. 629 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:54,781 Face, pull in by that crane. 630 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:55,990 -Right. 631 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,047 -Amy, you stay with BA. 632 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:14,801 Murdock, do you think you can fire this crane up? 633 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:15,969 -If it had wings, I could fly it. 634 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:16,928 -Murdock. 635 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,430 -Oh, no problem, Colonel. 636 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:19,389 -Face, see that table? 637 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,223 Move it on the other side. 638 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,975 -What are we doing? 639 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,060 -We're going to slow these Barbarians down so we can get 640 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,438 back to the sheriff and help him dig in for the attack. 641 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,273 -He got the military police on their way? 642 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,691 -Interesting, isn't it? 643 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:23,370 [chatter] 644 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:27,290 -You, guys, are going to have to move these bikes 16 feet 645 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:28,333 from this curb. 646 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,127 -[laughing] 647 00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:32,837 -That's state regulations, you know? 648 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:35,548 -Get your face out of here, worm! 649 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:37,384 -Really? 650 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,427 OK, I'll move 'em myself. 651 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,971 -[laughing] 652 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:59,989 -[tarzan yell] 653 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:00,407 -Hey! 654 00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:01,074 Hey! 655 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:01,825 -What? 656 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:02,992 -Come back, hey! 657 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,272 -Haskin, get up there on that crane and 658 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,940 get those bikes down. 659 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:36,401 All right, get those guys up on their feet, come on. 660 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444 Are you standing there? 661 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:38,820 Help us! 662 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,874 -Well, I guess, that should hold them up 663 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,542 for a couple of hours. 664 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:55,587 -Well, how's my blood brother doing? 665 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,088 -I ain't your blood brother! 666 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,340 -Sure you are, brother. 667 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:01,426 You got Howling Mad blood in your veins. 668 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,887 Just wait till the clouds catch fire. 669 00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,930 It's going to be like the Fourth of July. 670 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:06,598 My, my. 671 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,932 -Hey, Hannibal. 672 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,267 Will you make this sucker shut up? 673 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,519 -That sheriff's going to be hard to deal with. 674 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,146 They get a little testy when you lock them up 675 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:14,356 in their own cells. 676 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,107 -Well, Amy will just smile at him. 677 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,233 Right, kid? 678 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,526 Get his heart thawed out for us. 679 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,945 -Amy will what? 680 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,447 -We all use what we got, kid. 681 00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,589 -Hey, Face. 682 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,509 Look at that abandoned real estate office. 683 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,302 Could be a double for the sheriff's office. 684 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,888 We might work as shell game on these geeks. 685 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,139 -We could. 686 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:50,308 We are dealing with double-digit IQs here. 687 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,643 But that'll take some time, Hannibal. 688 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,395 We got MPs on the way. 689 00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,480 We'd have to have a couple of two, three hours and only-- 690 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:56,606 -Aw, it's just a set dressing problem. 691 00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:57,982 Nothing to it. 692 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:16,334 -Amy, bring Dr. Sullivan back here. 693 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,669 -I thought I was supposed to charm the sheriff. 694 00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:19,379 -Eh, we better soothe him a little, first. 695 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,098 SHERIFF (OFFSCREEN): You came back. 696 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,599 -That's right. 697 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:33,309 -OK, I'll bite, why? 698 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:35,520 -You're supposed to count to 100 and yell "ready or not, 699 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,397 here I come." Now, Sheriff, if you're not going to play the 700 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,524 game, we're just going to go play in someone else's town. 701 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,067 -Well, that's very funny. 702 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,528 -The Barbarians are about 10 miles up the road. 703 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,238 There's 20 or 30 of them. 704 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,240 They're coming back here in a garbage run to pick up this 705 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,034 piece of trash. 706 00:31:49,075 --> 00:31:50,577 If I read 'em right, they're going to take your town apart. 707 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,078 -[laughs] 708 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,371 All right! 709 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,247 Yes! 710 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,041 Now, we are cooking! 711 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,126 Now, things are looking right! 712 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:01,546 And Sheriff, you ever seen the Barbarians on a run, man? 713 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,381 It is beautiful! 714 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,215 Beautiful! 715 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,759 Ha-ha! 716 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,054 Of course, we're a little hard on cops and civilized women. 717 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,388 -Hey, Fat Lip. 718 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,306 Button it! 719 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:12,640 [gunshot] 720 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,393 -I can blow you away right here. 721 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,686 I'm not a cop. 722 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,271 I'm a fugitive. 723 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:21,066 And every now and then, I like to drop the hammer 724 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:24,194 on a piece of dirt. 725 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:25,362 -You are nuts, man! 726 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,578 Well, what's your story, man? 727 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,580 -(FEMALE VOICE) Hi. 728 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,582 I'm the blood lady. 729 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,376 I give blood to guys with holes in them. 730 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,753 And perhaps we can do business, muchacho, because I 731 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:44,172 get a feeling you're going to be leaking from three or four 732 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,465 holes in a minute. 733 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:47,592 Our rates are low. 734 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,219 It's $20 a pint. 735 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:54,307 We've got a special on if you buy in bulk. 736 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:55,684 -Now, here's the deal. 737 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,727 We'll let you out and help you with the bikers. 738 00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,021 And you forget you ever saw us. 739 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,190 -If you let me out, what's to prevent me from bringing in 740 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:04,150 the National Guard and busting the whole bunch of you? 741 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:06,403 -The Barbarians have cut the phone lines. 742 00:33:06,444 --> 00:33:09,406 The radio on our van can't get over the mountains, which 743 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:11,491 means yours probably can't either. 744 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,034 But you know that. 745 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,120 We're kind of in the same boat, Sheriff. 746 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,287 -You read the printout on us. 747 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,415 We were a combat team in 'Nam. 748 00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:20,583 We're weapons and tactics experts. 749 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,377 We enjoy a challenge. 750 00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:23,461 -How much time we got? 751 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,629 -About an hour and a half. 752 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,675 -I can't make a deal with a wanted man. 753 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,469 I can't agree to have fugitives protect this town. 754 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:32,762 I'm a police officer. 755 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:35,140 -Sheriff, if I were you, I would not debate 756 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,308 technicalities. 757 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,061 -Sheriff, those Barbarians are killers. 758 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,564 I mean, a lot of people in this town could get hurt. 759 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,149 And we're locked up in here. 760 00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:54,784 -OK, let me out. 761 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:57,162 -First, I want your handshake you're not going to pull down 762 00:33:57,203 --> 00:34:00,123 on us with your badge and gun. 763 00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:02,334 -Handshake isn't exactly a binding agreement. 764 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,210 -When you live on the edge, you learn to make fast 765 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:04,919 evaluations. 766 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,338 Your life depends on it. 767 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:09,174 My take on you is your handshake is your bond. 768 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:25,732 SULLIVAN (OFFSCREEN): Hey! 769 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:26,524 Who's out there? 770 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,697 Well, thanks a whole lot. 771 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:34,240 -Look, I know, you're angry. 772 00:34:34,282 --> 00:34:37,369 -Lady, angry doesn't even begin to cover it. 773 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:38,661 -Tough. 774 00:34:38,703 --> 00:34:40,705 The Barbarians are 10 or 15 miles up the road. 775 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:43,166 They're planning to come in here and burn this town down. 776 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,251 Now, Hannibal and the others could have gone on, but they 777 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:46,628 came back to help. 778 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,214 So you were stuck in a closet for an hour. 779 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,382 Big deal. 780 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:55,887 -How's my patient? 781 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,138 -Better. 782 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:00,392 He's starting to growl again. 783 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:03,269 -Barbarians, huh? 784 00:35:03,311 --> 00:35:05,313 Well, that should liven up the pace around here 785 00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:06,481 for a Sunday afternoon. 786 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:11,569 -No, you're not going to have to move Jenko. 787 00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:14,531 All you gotta do is stuff a sock in his mouth. 788 00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:15,824 -Whoa, they're going to roll in here and 789 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:16,658 shoot up this jail. 790 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,618 -Or not. 791 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,620 They're going to roll in here and shoot up that vacant real 792 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:23,415 estate office in the corner across the street. 793 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,708 -They are? 794 00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:27,794 -You betcha! 795 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,587 -Why are they going to do that? 796 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:31,214 -Oh, they're going to do that cause they're going to think 797 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,382 it's the sheriff's office. 798 00:35:44,978 --> 00:35:46,688 -Going to need speakers, man. 799 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,689 Big ones. 800 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,232 They got to sound real good. 801 00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:50,775 -Well, I'll do the best I can. 802 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:53,903 -Hey, Faceman, when my blood brother says he wants a-- 803 00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:59,492 -I want to be close to the mechanical stuff. 804 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:02,579 But I'm gonna need somebody to wheel me around. 805 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,538 -Hey, hey, hey. 806 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,873 I am a pilot. 807 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:06,499 [engine sounds] 808 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,251 I'm not a nurse's aide. 809 00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:12,297 I respectfully refuse on the grounds that I'm not strong 810 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:16,968 enough to wheel this big, mean, ugly, mud-sucker around. 811 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,888 Besides, I lost blood and I feel faint. 812 00:36:19,929 --> 00:36:22,599 -You better do it, or I'll take the rest of your blood 813 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,309 the hard way. 814 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:27,187 -Well, on the other hand, blood is thicker than water. 815 00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:37,739 -What do you say, Doc? 816 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,491 -Hank, what's happening? 817 00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,451 -All I know is I figure about an hour from now, we're going 818 00:36:41,493 --> 00:36:43,661 to have our hands full. 819 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:45,830 -That abandoned real estate office will give us our best 820 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,832 tactical advantage. 821 00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:50,001 The best field of fire is in the church steeple. 822 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,961 We'll gather in the town. 823 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:54,005 So we'll run them down there. 824 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,674 Turn the grizzlies around. 825 00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,634 And then run them through a very special gauntlet. 826 00:36:57,676 --> 00:36:58,843 You, ladies, will wait in the office. 827 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,345 The sheriff will bring you some paint. 828 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:01,513 I'm going to check out the church steeple. 829 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,430 We better get going. 830 00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:03,390 We haven't got much time. 831 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:08,895 -Put me down, fool! 832 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:09,562 Put me down! 833 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:10,355 -Shut up! 834 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:11,314 -Put me down! 835 00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:13,692 Put me down, fool! 836 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:14,901 -I don't understand. 837 00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:16,528 A motorcycle gang? 838 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,654 -That fellow I got in jail, he's their leader. 839 00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:18,863 They're coming back to bust him out. 840 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:19,864 -Well, why don't you call for help? 841 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:21,282 -Well, we can't. 842 00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:22,325 I mean they busted all the phone lines. 843 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:23,743 We're completely cut off. 844 00:37:23,785 --> 00:37:25,328 -Now, Neil, we're going to need some hardware supplies. 845 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:26,454 But first, I want you to get everybody in town. 846 00:37:26,496 --> 00:37:27,372 Tell them what's going on. 847 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:28,873 Tell them we need help. 848 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:30,041 Now, you get the women and children in vehicles, and get 849 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:30,959 them out of town, heading south. 850 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:32,043 Jack, here will help you. 851 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:32,627 -You got it. 852 00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:33,712 -Right. 853 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:34,879 -Gonna need that metal plating. 854 00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:36,673 And give me some this audio wire. 855 00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:39,050 -You know, I just love you. 856 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:41,511 We are brothers under the skin, aren't we? 857 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:42,679 -Come on, sucker. 858 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,597 I ain't got time for your crazy rap. 859 00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:45,765 Fool! 860 00:38:48,578 --> 00:38:49,788 -What are these for? 861 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:50,747 -Grills. 862 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:51,414 They make great grills. 863 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:52,832 -Grills? 864 00:38:52,874 --> 00:38:53,792 -I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch. 865 00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:04,010 -(ECHOES) Testing one, two, three. 866 00:39:21,903 --> 00:39:25,407 Hey, Sheriff, look! 867 00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:26,157 -5,000? 868 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:27,742 It's on a 110 line. 869 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,661 -Packaging is everything, Sheriff. 870 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,047 -Here you go, BA, 44-40. 871 00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:42,507 -Still don't make us even, sucker! 872 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,509 -Hey, come on, brother, go easy on the Face. 873 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,011 -I ain't your brother! 874 00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:47,804 -Let's get him to the church steeple. 875 00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,639 -I just want you to know, you're a welcome 876 00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:50,807 addition to my family. 877 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,767 -Oh, shut up and get outta here. 878 00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:53,768 Keep pushing. 879 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:54,686 Push, push. 880 00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:55,979 Don't drop me! 881 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:02,152 -It's all we have. 882 00:40:02,193 --> 00:40:03,153 What are going to do with this toilet paper? 883 00:40:03,194 --> 00:40:05,071 -Detour and an access road. 884 00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,531 -What? 885 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:07,866 -Sheriff, if you ignore the obvious, you can 886 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:09,826 get away with anything. 887 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,119 Not bad, huh? 888 00:40:11,161 --> 00:40:12,996 -Hope it works. 889 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:13,872 -It'll work. 890 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,540 -BA's in church. 891 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:16,875 -And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir, I'd like to be 892 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,501 up there with him. 893 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:21,463 At a time like this, one should be with his family. 894 00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:23,089 -I understand, Captain. 895 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:24,549 War is hell. 896 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:26,051 You'll have to stay with the forward echelon. 897 00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:27,969 -I understand, sir. 898 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:31,056 -Face, you and Murdock put up that paper wall, and get a 899 00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:33,099 good field of fire out of that joint there. 900 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:33,975 Murdock, you know where to start. 901 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,185 -Yes, sir. 902 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:56,039 -I sure hope this goes down before the MPs arrive. 903 00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:50,885 -Face, BA, don't drop the hammers on them until they're 904 00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:52,721 close enough you can spit on them. 905 00:41:52,762 --> 00:41:53,930 OK? 906 00:42:00,228 --> 00:42:01,771 -Here they come. 907 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,273 -Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat. 908 00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:04,774 They're hanging a right on Main. 909 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:17,954 [motorcycle engines revving] 910 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:31,634 [motorcycle engines revving] 911 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:34,554 -We've come for our brother Sonny! 912 00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:37,640 Let him out, or we take this town apart! 913 00:42:37,682 --> 00:42:41,978 -(ECHOES) You pigs want Jenko, then climb off your tricycles 914 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,980 and come in and get him. 915 00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:46,733 -You sound like you want to die, pig! 916 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:48,985 -(ECHOES) Nah, I just want to squeeze you marshmallows out 917 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:50,195 of my town. 918 00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:51,654 Now, come on, I'm in here. 919 00:42:51,696 --> 00:42:53,114 Let's go. 920 00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:55,325 Unless you muscle-heads are just long on tough talk and 921 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,702 short on guts. 922 00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,329 -There's only two of you! 923 00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,331 There are 30 of us! 924 00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:04,834 I don't think you got the gas to keep Jenko in there! 925 00:43:04,876 --> 00:43:06,169 -(ECHOES) Maybe, maybe not. 926 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:09,172 But there's one real easy way for you to find out. 927 00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:11,007 You want him, you got him. 928 00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:11,966 Let's go! 929 00:43:12,008 --> 00:43:13,843 First door on your right. 930 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:17,847 And try not to drool on the rug, we just had it cleaned. 931 00:43:17,889 --> 00:43:20,016 -You're going to eat it, Sheriff! 932 00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:22,977 And I'm going feed you to the brothers for dessert! 933 00:43:23,019 --> 00:43:27,023 -(ECHOES) Remind me to tip the waitress. 934 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:29,109 -They're leaving. 935 00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:31,569 -No, just getting a running start. 936 00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:51,047 Watch this. 937 00:43:56,177 --> 00:43:58,179 [glass shatters] 938 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,109 -OK, Murdock, you're on. 939 00:44:17,741 --> 00:44:21,786 -[clucks] 940 00:44:21,828 --> 00:44:25,415 Say, do any of you creeps know the way to San Jose? 941 00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:27,417 [clucks] 942 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,169 Catch me if you can! 943 00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:39,220 [clucks] 944 00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:49,189 [clucks] 945 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:59,699 [clucks] 946 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:01,117 [gunshot] 947 00:45:01,159 --> 00:45:02,786 -Don't anybody move a muscle! 948 00:45:02,827 --> 00:45:03,953 Don't even think about it! 949 00:45:12,253 --> 00:45:13,672 -Oh! 950 00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:25,225 [gunshot] 951 00:45:25,266 --> 00:45:26,768 [explosion] 952 00:45:40,156 --> 00:45:43,159 -And the winner is again, Howling! 953 00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,164 Chicken! 954 00:45:48,206 --> 00:45:56,131 [clucks] 955 00:45:56,172 --> 00:45:57,882 -Welcome to Bad Rock, pal. 956 00:46:29,205 --> 00:46:30,999 -Thanks, Hannibal. 957 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:32,167 -No thanks. 958 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,419 Just turn your back for a second. 959 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:37,047 -What do you want me to tell the military? 960 00:46:37,088 --> 00:46:39,966 -Well, if you hear from a guy named Lynch, tell him his 961 00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:43,053 mother wears combat boots. 962 00:46:43,094 --> 00:46:44,262 See you, Doc! 963 00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:59,069 -Boy, is old Lynch going to burn out for this one. 964 00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:00,570 He'll go cuckoo. 965 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:02,197 -Yeah, I hear there's a lot of that going around. 966 00:47:02,238 --> 00:47:03,239 Right, brother? 967 00:47:03,281 --> 00:47:04,240 -I ain't your brother. 968 00:47:04,282 --> 00:47:05,158 -Aw, come on, BA. 969 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,868 It worked didn't it? 970 00:47:06,910 --> 00:47:08,578 Murdock's blood might even, uh, add a little color to your 971 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,496 life. 972 00:47:09,537 --> 00:47:10,372 -Don't need no color. 973 00:47:10,413 --> 00:47:11,915 Got enough already. 974 00:47:11,956 --> 00:47:13,041 Plus, I owe you one. 975 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,167 Then we'd be even. 976 00:47:23,927 --> 00:47:36,147 [police sirens blaring] 977 00:47:40,318 --> 00:47:43,238 [theme music]